Ask Kanaya Maryam

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«I’m cracking out the OOC brackets to make a confession: I really don’t know much about fashion. There, I said it. I’m sorry, but it’s true. I know roughly as much about fashion as a fashion designer does about nuclear physics. This makes me very reluctant to answer these sorts of questions. I’m happy enough to answer questions along the lines of ‘what is your opinion on [insert fashion era here]’ or ‘what do you think about [insert fashion designer here]’, but these types of broad generalisation require huge amounts of research to answer properly! And, call me lazy, but I’m simply not willing to devote that amount of time and effort to answering askblog questions about a subject which I am really not that interested in. Like I said, I’m happy to answer more specific questions which require less research. And I love answering outfit-design asks! (In other news, someone just gave me a steampunk ask, and I cannot wait to answer it. I adore steampunk with a passion, and afgads what was I thinking when I made that stupid answer-asks-in-roughly-the-order-the-were-asked rule.) So, now that’s out of my system, it’s time to return to my regularly scheduled procrastinating.»

«I’m cracking out the OOC brackets to make a confession: I really don’t know much about fashion.

There, I said it. I’m sorry, but it’s true. I know roughly as much about fashion as a fashion designer does about nuclear physics.

This makes me very reluctant to answer these sorts of questions. I’m happy enough to answer questions along the lines of ‘what is your opinion on [insert fashion era here]’ or ‘what do you think about [insert fashion designer here]’, but these types of broad generalisation require huge amounts of research to answer properly! And, call me lazy, but I’m simply not willing to devote that amount of time and effort to answering askblog questions about a subject which I am really not that interested in.

Like I said, I’m happy to answer more specific questions which require less research. And I love answering outfit-design asks! (In other news, someone just gave me a steampunk ask, and I cannot wait to answer it. I adore steampunk with a passion, and afgads what was I thinking when I made that stupid answer-asks-in-roughly-the-order-the-were-asked rule.)

So, now that’s out of my system, it’s time to return to my regularly scheduled procrastinating.»

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
40 Plays
27teacups
How does one be auspistice like Kanaya?

27teacups:

So there’s still some rough spots, but this was mainly to mess around with the mic and learn how to use Audacity for anything other than backyard neuroscience.

Once I polish this up tomorrow afternoon (evening, I have robotics) and make sure I find all the posts about auditions so that I don’t make dumb mistakes, I’ll probably send in some version of this tune as an audition…

I miss dramatic arts, really, I do.

Anyways, lyrics:

She’s quite classy, loves botany
Her dress demands a stare
She waltzes right into Black Rom
And mediates for the pair
And as for her black lipstick
It’s best if you beware
I even heard she tried to placate Gamzee

She’s always keeping quadrants
Not kismesissitude but grey
She’s always one for peacekeeping
Even for Eridan
There’s only pride in saying
Though she’s not always humane
Kanaya is an asset of altern’ia!

(SOMEONE ELSE (generic probably-male troll in this track, oops))
I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Kanaya keeps us sane!

How does one be auspistice like Kanaya?
How does one keep a quadrant in the grey?
How do you find a word that means Kanaya?
Auxiliatrix! These feelings, she’ll allay. 

 I Try Not To Reblog Things But I Honestly Couldnt Resist This One.

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Anonymous asked: May I please voice-act some of your answers?

Of Course!

All I Ask Is That You Tag Your Voice-Acting With #askvirgotroll So That I Can Find It!